The Dutch Inquisition

By Johanan Raatz

To my fellow serfs, knights and lords, I wish to inform you of a great crime that hath been committed in the Netherlands. The apostate Geert Wilders, of the infamous Party for Freedom, hath knowingly and willingly denied and rejected the sacred doctrines of tolerinthe and diverthity, therein committing a mortal sin.

For those of you who have not been following this story, allow me to back up and start from the beginning. In 2008, Wilders produced a blasphemous video called Fitna, wherein he portrayed Islamist ideology negatively and drew comparisons between the Koran and Mein Kampf. This hateful speeth offended a politically correct minority, thereby promoting hatthred and intolerinthe in the community.

For his shameful sin, Geert Wilders hath been arrested and brought before the Dutch Inquisition on charges of heresy and hate speeth. If he refuses to recant his heresy and repent his hateful speeth, he will be sentenced to one year in jail and/or burning at the stake.

Wilders, however, remains defiant in his sin against political correctness and denies that he hath insulted Islam. Instead, he insists that he was merely telling the truth. In his defense, he has asked that the court consider eighteen expert witnesses, among them renowned academics who have studied Islam as well as radical Islamists.

However, the court in its supreme wisdom hath rightfully rejected fifteen of these witnesses. With these witnesses, Wilders was attempting to use unholy means to obtain knowledge through rational analysis and empirical investigation. For example, instead of obtaining knowledge through the divinely-inspired dogmas of political correctness regarding oppressed minorities, he intended to interview radical Islamists themselves in an attempt to learn their views first-hand. The court, however, knoweth that justice can only be reached if the proceedings are based on politically correct dogma.

This tactic by the fiend Wilders is especially pernicious though. If he were to convince the masses that true knowledge could be obtained by such unholy means he would corrupt them, leading many souls to believe that the holy writ of Political Correctness is false. Heresy would then run rampant and many would go astray.

Lest any are tempted to follow Wilders in his heresy, let your faith not be shaken. If sound testimony and scientific observations from pagan academics side with Wilders, knowest that your ears and eyes are deceiving you for it contradicts the divinely inspired dogma of Political Correctness.

Many in the heathen land of the Americans have taken part in Wilders heresy and so damned their souls. These impious Americans say that Wilders is exercising his right to free speech and that this is necessary for a free and democratic society to flourish. However, we should not follow them into the evil of reason and vain philosophy that dares to exalt itself above the Divine Dogma of Political Correctness. Let us never forget that Western Europe hath the One True Enlightenment of Progressivism and Political Correctness, and that any who espouse that enlightenment is based on reason rather than sacred dogma are in grave error.

In closing, let us remember to intercede to Saint Marx on behalf of Geert Wilders’ soul. Perhaps after his mortal body is burned at the stake for hate speech the God of Progressivism and PC will have mercy and save him from eternal damnation.

This article first appeared in the The February 15th edition of the UWM Post.